These are actually really good...fuck, someone get curious

• 1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
• 2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
• 3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
• 4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
• 5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
• 6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
• 7: What do you spend most of your money on?
• 8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
• 9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
• 10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
• 11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
• 12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
• 13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
• 14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
• 15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
• 16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
• 17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
• 18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
• 19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
• 20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
• 21: Who do you ship?
• 22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
• 23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
• 24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
• 25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?

I told my roommate he was putting the tp on.....→

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I told   my roommate he was putting the tp on backwards and then I find this

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

The difference between bees and wasps.

• Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
• Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

peetasboxers:

bro-biden:

“go on,”  i whisper as i unfold my hands towards the open sky. a single fuck escapes from my fingers, soaring gracefully into the cool air. “you’re free now.” 

my last fuck has gone

i have nothing left to give

im so done with this website 

(via excuse-my-fangirl-squeals)

pleasedontfollowthisblog:

u little fucking rebels i said DON’T follow

(via so-relatable)

sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

(via youmustnotlosehope)

i-give-you-a-hamburger:

when you want to leave but your dumb cunt parents won’t stop eating all the demon food

(via excuse-my-fangirl-squeals)

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