equihisss:

au where karkat asks the weirdest questions at the most random and inappropriate times

roxxanne-blood:

theconcealedweapon:

Youth: I think I’m [insert neurotype, sexual orientation, or gender expression].

Society: No you’re not. You’re too young to know that. You’re just going through a phase.

Adult: I think I’m [insert neurotype, sexual orientation, or gender expression].

Society: No you’re not. If you were, you would have known a long time ago.

THANK YOU

achievement-hunter:

whodattbooty:

omfg you suave little shit

that kid’s got more game than I do wtf

spookymatsuolca:

when your friends try to talk to u when you’re thinking about your otp {x}

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Family and Tumblr

i-eviscerate:

A memorial was being held for a young girl who passed away five years ago. During the service, a wild doe walked up and did this. 

laughcentre:

knightscrest:

goddamnit “notes” is short for “notifications” 

WHAT THE FUCK

pinkmany:

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THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

askdoubletime:

TA: how can ii choo2e ju2t one thiing??

AA: 0u0

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AHHHH, YES, ARASOL, OTP, KEEP,

ninetynineno:

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

Okay, I laughed.

nazerine:

I love japanese bc it’s so regular and logical. eg,

kore = this, sore = that, dore = which
koko = here, soko = there, doko = where
koitsu = this person, soitsu = that person, doitsu = germany

radar-one:

aggravatedtranscription:

sixpenceee:

You probably have heard of mitochondria (the powerhouse of the cell) and of chloroplasts (gives the leaves green pigment, used in photosynthesis). But did you also know that according to the endosymbiosis hypothesis, the mitochondria & chloroplast were once free-living cells. They were “swallowed” into other larger cells and became a subcomponent. Evidence for this includes the fact that both these structures have their own DNA and can self-replicate. 

Mitochondria is the prisoner of the cell

Free them

ishouldbeathogwarts:

lettherebedoodles:

(( Happy Regenerating People Eaters.

Bonus: ))

It got better

iwantahappyending-staywithme:

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

spent half an hour explaining this to my sister and she’s still angry and doesn’t get it